Thursday, June 23, 2011

The top 5 most disturbing bosses that I've fought in video games

Number 5: The Catbat (Wario Land 4)

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What is this thing?  It looks like Catdog's cousin who got rejected for a tv show!

Number 4: Oogie Boogie (Kingdom Hearts series)

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You might be thinking that he isn't scary.  He's only scary once you think about what he actually is.  He is a bag of bugs!  Gross.

Number 3: Zero Two (Kirby 64)

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Just so we're clear, that is a floating bleeding eyeball with one wing and a halo.  Kirby is a kids game right?

Number 2: Destroyman (No More Heroes)

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Okay a guy shooting a laser out of his crotch isn't threatening, it's hilarious.  He doesn't look scary at all.  So what's disturbing about him?  The setting of the battle.  After fighting your way through hordes of enemies you get to this guy.  All around the battlefield are charred corpses in pools of blood.  When he does some of his attacks like Destroy Spark or Destroy Buster, you see some of the corpses writhe and flail about.  That's disturbing enough for number two despite the fact that the fight against him is a joke.

Number 1: Is a tie! Legion/Granfaloon (Castlevania Series) and Beezelbub (Castlevania Symphony of the Night)

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If you can't tell what that is I'll explain.  It is a gigantic ball of corpses with a core in the middle that shoots lasers and fire...
When you fight this thing it literally rains corpses and you will be destroyed by hundreds of zombies.  Yikes.  This thing gets points for creativity, points for WTF, and points for difficulty.

Beezelbub

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Meet Beezelbub, a somehow still sentient rotting corpse strung up on meat hooks with the intention of killing you with gigantic killer hornets.  This guy/thing/abomination is just gross!  He isn't hard so I could look away part of the time when I was fighting him but goodness!  Does Konami pay people to come up with effed up bosses like this and Legion?  Anyway that's it.  I felt like posting this for whatever reason.

Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Tuesday, June 21, 2011

Symptoms of boredom

1. You watch the same videos over and over again.
2. Watching the same tv show over and over again.
3. Trying to find some replay value in a game you've beaten 4 times.
4. When flinging cards around the house is an activity.
5. WHEN YOU JUST WANT THE FLIPPING DAY TO END BECAUSE THE NEXT ONE WILL ACTUALLY HAVE SOMETHING FUN/INTERESTING TO DO!!!

Anything else?

Woo I made a blog!

I finally decided to make a blog.  Back in the day people called this a journal but in the 21st century we have blogs (apparently).  I'm just gonna post whatever pops into my head, naturally about life, the universe, but most importantly, Pokemon.  So read and comment write random stuff but be cool, this is where I'm gonna talk about my upcoming trip to Cambodia!  So yeah...  That's it.